1) My uncle once: was a college anthropology professor
2) Never in my life: have I had sex with a girl
3) When I was five: i was so shy my teacher thought i was a mute
4) High School was: awkward
5) I will never forget: my crazy second year in the dorms days
6) I once met: chuck norris
7) There's this girl I know who: i copied this survey from, KAREN
8) Once, at a bar: i went dressed as a post-apocolyptic tinker bell (because it was halloween), got drunk off white russians and cosmos. sang to michael jackson. got my ass grabbed by a chubby, gay mr. incredible. went with a gumby(al labret), a shrini and a 1970's college student(xander). and it was FUN!
9) By noon I’m usually: at work. or on myspace. or with Rj. or eating. or with friends. or reading. or doing lame crafty things. or at the beach eating a burrito
10) Last night: took a nap, woke up. went to work to visit RJ then went back to bed
11) If I had only one thing to say to someone it'd be: don't sweat it
12) Next time I go to church: i'll go in and save as many innocent altar boys as i can from those ravenous priests
13) Terry Schiavo: looked sorta like a dude
14) What worries me most: other people's feelings
15) When I turn my head right, I see: a funky couch with two sleeping cats
16) When I turn my head left, I see: a lighted glass cabnit with old indian pottery my grandpa dug up
17) You know I’m lying when: i admit that i lied a few minutes after i lied
18) You know what I miss most about the eighties: boy george
19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I’d be: hamlet, you kind relate to a confused adolescent
20) By this time, next year: i will be a college graduate starting my next phase in life. probably living under my boyfriends bed
21) A better name for me would be: awkwardina
22) I have a hard time understanding: assholes and math
23) If I ever go back to high school I’ll: try to be less bitter
24) You know I like you if: i don't make fun of you in my aim profile. whoops, sorry suz and shelby ;-)
25) If I won an award, the first person I’d thank would be: momma
26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: darwin likes birds. mozart liked writing compositions at five. slim pickens represents a straight female's situation regarding dating in san francisco. geraldine ferraro was the first woman to run as vice president, but dukakis had to lose and fuck that all up.
27) Take my advice, never: not take risks
28) My ideal breakfast is: fruit loops
29) A song I love, but do not have is: i can never remember the name of it or who has it, that's why i can't download it
30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: you hit the beach immediatly then scarf done a burrito after that. it's a fun town
31) Tulips, character flaws, microchips & track stars are: neat
32) Why won’t anyone: DIE! ^_^ hehe
33) If you spend the night at my house: i will make you breakfast the next morning
34) I’d stop my wedding for: thinking too far ahead in the future here
35) The world could do without: hmm let's see... WAR
36) I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: have sex with the wrong person again. ew.
37) My favorite blonde is: ha, my mom is a blonde
38) Paperclips are more useful than: bad adhesives
39) San Diego means: "A Whale's Vagina" - ted burgandy (anchorman)
40) And by the way: you're gay and i hate you